Weather Update/Crazy Hair Alert

REPORT:72 WITH HAZY SUN. It's going to be deep south hot today with a high around 88. CRAZY HAIR ALERT IN EFFECT + MIAMI SWEAT MACHINE ALERT IN FULL EFFECT. It's not a day to forget to slather on deodorant. T-BANGERS ARE POSSIBLE anytime afternoon...some could pack hail and gusty winds. Throw the old umbrella in your briefcase.